The Joys of Motherhood Measured in Ounces
You’re pregnant, it really is a joy isn’t it? The beautiful round belly, the glowing skin and hair, the hemorrhoids…what? Oh they didn’t warn you about that? Me and my big mouth. Yeah, unfortunately it happens to the best of us even before the pushing starts. But look on the bright side, without hemorrhoids; we’d have no use for Roid Rage [$6] by Least Likely 2 Breed. Not just an entertaining name, it’s useful, convenient and a conversational piece all in one!
If you insist you will be spared and make it through pregnancy and birthing hemorrhoid free, then let us direct your attention to the Bad Ass Booty Balm. Your ass might be safe, but your baby’s may need a little extra protection. Even those with the most durable of flesh will sport some redness on at least one occasion. The paraben-free, natural ingredients in Bad Ass Booty Balm are reason enough alone to pass all the other diaper ointments lining your general store shelves, but vegan mamas be warned, this one isn’t for you.
Least Likely 2 Breed is strictly mama made, owned and operated. She calls it like it is, no beating around the bush with fancy names we wouldn’t mind bringing up at the dinner table. There is enough sugarcoating with parenting. Nursing moms will appreciate Tough Titties Nipple Rub and all moms and dads will get their kicks (on again) with Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly. Each is available in the same compact 2 ounce tins with some of the finest and worry free ingredients.
Hemorrhoids, diaper rash, sore nipples and dry vaginas. Yup, pretty much sums up motherhood.
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If you'd like to give Least Likely 2 Breed goodies a go, just send an email to giveaways[at]mamaspeaks.com by midnight December 18 with Breeder as your subject and we'll enter you to win a Bundle O Joy (pictured).
- Cara
